Does It Bother You?

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AS ALWAYS, ALL OPINIONS IN THIS BLOG ARE MINE ALONE.

Let’s just say you’re a person who believes in all of Trump’s policies—America First, the travel ban, the Wall, the draining of the swamp—the whole bit. Let’s just say you think the Russia probe is totally bogus, it’s just the lamestream media attacking a man they hate. Let’s just say you even think Putin has been mischaracterized by the press—that he’s a strong leader, a man’s man, and a clear ally of the United States.

Let’s just say all of that is true. I still have a few questions for you:

•Does it bother you that…instead of draining the swamp, Trump has filled his administration with ex Goldman Sachs employees?

•Does it bother you that… he has spent nearly 20% of his presidency on the golf course?

•Does it bother you that…he admitted that he has no intention of reading or even comprehending a Healthcare Bill that will account for 20% of the U.S. economy and affect millions of lives—he just wants to sign something?

•Does it bother you that…he forced his cabinet members to lavish him with praise before that one cringe-inducing meeting?

•Does it bother you that…similarly, his new communication director, in his first press conference, boasted that the president swishes foul shots, throws a “dead spiral” through a tire, and sinks 30 foot putts? (Seriously, isn’t that some Kim Jong Un shit?)

•(Speaking of which) Does it bother you that he…called North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a “pretty smart cookie”?

•Does it bother you that…he hasn’t built the wall, not even close, and that last we heard, he admitted that Mexico probably wasn’t going to pay for it after all?

•Does it bother you that…he allowed Russian-state television into the Oval office but no American TV?

•Does it bother you that…at that same meeting, he divulged top secret intelligence to Russian diplomats in the Oval office?

•Does it bother you that…he lied about the crowd size at his inauguration?

•Does it bother you that…he put his neophyte son-in-law in charge of “Middle East Peace?”

•Does it bother you that… he put that same neophyte son-in-law in charge of the “Office of American Innovation”?

•Does it bother you that…he said “With the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln, I can be more presidential than any president that’s ever held this office”? (What the hell does that even mean?)

•Does it bother you that…he’s publicly harassing his Attorney General in the hopes he’ll quit?

•Does it bother you that….he didn’t seem to know who Frederick Douglass was?

•Does it bother you that…his new communications director threatened to sue his chief of staff on Twitter?

•Does it bother you that…he lamely tagged along world leaders during the G12 summit in a golf cart?

•Does it bother you that…German magazine Der Spiegel said that “Trump has turned the United States into a laughing stock”?

•Does it bother you that…Nordic prime ministers mocked his infamous orb photo?

•Does it bother you that…he took that weird orb photo to begin with? (What was up with THAT?)

•Does it bother you that…he engages in petty Twitter fights TV personalities like MSNBC’s Joe and Mika?

•Does it bother you that…his intelligence briefings have been dumbed down, because of his notoriously short attention span?

•Does it bother you that…NATO speeches had to be limited to four minutes or fewer, for the same reason?

•Does it bother you that…he tweets all the damn time from his private account?

•Does it bother you that…he seems to get most, if not all, of his news from Fox & Friends?

•Does it bother you that…he accused the former president of bugging his office, with zero proof?

•Does it bother you that…he seems to have replaced The National Anthem with the Make American Great Again anthem? (That doesn’t feel a little Stalin-y to you?)

•Does it bother you that…188 days into his presidency, he STILL boasts about his general election victory?

•Does it bother you that…188 days into his presidency, he still conducts campaign rallies?

•Does it bother you…people in his administration keep quitting, recusing themselves, or getting fired?

•Does it bother you that…while in front of thousands of Boy Scouts, he told a bizarre and nonsensical anecdote about a debauched billionaire’s yacht?

•Does it bother you that…his speech was so inappropriate the Boy Scouts had to apologize for it?

•Does it bother you that…HE STILL HASN’T SHARED HIS TAX RETURNS?

 

Seriously, folks, does any of this bother you? Not even a little?

 

 

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